WTF BEAT REPORTING OLD NEWS WE BET IS NEW NEWS TO YOU!

Feb 13

Written By Lawton Heather

WTF??? HASBRO NOW OWNS DEATH ROW RECORDS!!! OKAY. WE SEE YOU, MR. POTATO HEAD!

WTF??? ATF TRIES TO PULL A FAST ONE! WANTS LOVERS TO SNITCH ON LOVERS AS VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT!!!

ROBOTS REPLACING BOOBS AND BOTTOMS AT BARS???